Hindi jokes #1

Hindi jokes #1

1.kal raat mene khwaabo
me jannat ki sair ki.
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subah utthkar dekha tO mere sir meri maa k god
me tha..
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Husband :-"Kamar Me BahotDardHai..
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Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
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Wife :-"Wo Nahi Denge...
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Husband :-"Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do, Apna
Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Me Rakha
Hai...
3.Ek aadmi train mein chadne laga tabhi aakashwani hui:-
"Isme mat chad, ye patari se utar jayegi."

Wo plane mein chadne laga ki aawaj aayi:-
"ye crash ho jayega".

Usne bus mein jane ki sochi ki aawaj aayi:-
"ye khayi mein gir jayegi ".

Aadmi gusse se :-"kaun hai bey ?"
aawaj aayi,"Main Bhagawan hoon."

Aadmi jor se chillaya :-"to prabhu jab mein ghodi par chad raha tha tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya ? lolz