facebook status updates #2

facebook status updates #2

1.A couple celebrate their 25th marriage Anniversary

They were famous for not having fight in last 25 years

Guests- Sir its amazing how did u make it possible?

Husband- we had been go to shimla, there we Did horse ridding
My Wife's horse was a crazy!

on the way, that horse jumped suddenly Making my wife topple over she patted the horse back & said :"This is ur 1st Tym "

after a while it happened again She said "This is ur 2nd tym"
& continued.

when the horse dropped her 3rd tum she silently took out a revolver & shot the horse dead

I shouted- wat did u do, u psyho. U killed the poor Animal? R u crazy?

She gave a silent look & said- This is ur 1st tym

Husband:- Thats it And since then we are happy ever after.
2.An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:
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” Wanted wife ”
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2 girls liked it

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And 140 men commented

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” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ”
” Meri leja ” …..