Page admins Status Updates

1.True fact:
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Jis Insan ko Ghussa
ziada Aata
Hai.
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Utna Hi
zyada
Karta hai.
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FB status updates

1.FACT about GOOGLE:
"50% of the people use
it well.. as a search
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The other 50% of the
people use it to check if
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internet is connected or
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Agree friends ... ??
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Truth of Indian Politics

Cogress- Jitna loot sako loot te raho

Bjp- Hindu-Muslim ko Ladwao aur Population kam kro xD

Samajwadi Party- Baap-Bete Daaud Se Bde Gunde

Shivsena- North Indians ko Mumbai Me Maarte Hai jaise Unke Baap ki h Mumbai

Bsp- Mayavati ko Smjhna Chahiye ki Ab use shadi krke dfa ho jana chahiye

Aur Hum Indian People- Apna kaam Bnta maa ch**aye Janta

Hindi Facebook Status updates

1.British India KO 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye?
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Socho socho.
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Thoda or
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Kyu ki 1948 me Rajnikant paida hua tha.
Mind it...
2.Smart Boy + Smart naari= Affair jari.
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Smart Boy + Bevkuf nari= paaw bhari.
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Bevkuf boy + bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari.
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Bevkuf boy + smart nari=Boy bhikari...
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hahaha boyzz thoko like

Facebook Stories

1st year - You are nice. I am nice. Everybody is nice. Topper, failure, rich, poor, everyone talks to everyone. Everyone becomes the best of the bestest friends. There is nothing like "bitching" or being "mean". Hum Sab Ek Hain types!

2nd year - "That bitch bitched about me..I hate her!", "That guy likes the girl whom I had a crush on. Screw him!", You drink? I also drink. We're buddies for life. You smoke? NAAA BRO! MAIN SIRF JOINTS MAARTA HOON!
And then starts the group formation and everyone sticks to people who are of their types and their likes and dislikes. Gujju with Gujju. Marathi with Marathi. Weed with weed. Aahar wale alag. Too much kharcha karne wale alag.

3rd year - We are so cool! We are friends for life! That bitch in the 2nd year was soooo mean! I hated her! Thank God we're no more friends. That guy last year, cheated on my best friend. I soooo hate him! Thank God, we're no more friends.
PARTY WITH THE DIVIDED GROUP IS ALL THAT HAPPENS HERE.

4th year - Ab last year hai..Sab khatam hone aa raha hai. Kya dushmani? Kya bitching? Let's leave everything. I'm sorry. You're sorry. Everyone is sorry. Everyone comes back to being friends like the first year.
That bitch she bitched about is her sister now. That guy who had a crush on his crush, is his bro for life now. Topper insaan failure ke saath ghoomta hai. Everything that we dreamed in the 2nd and 3rd year, happens in the final year just in the name of "AB FINAL YEAR HAI! CHAL DOST BANTE HAI!"

Lonely/breakup Status Updates

1.Zindgi Mili
"Zara Si Thi" Kuch Is Me Kami
"Zara Si Thi" Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!
Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
"Zara Si Thi" Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
Raat Abhi Beeti
"Zara Si Thi" Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane Mein
Lekin.!
Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
Wo MohabBAt
"ZARA Si Thi"..
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BIRTH Is A START Of Life,
BEAUTY Is A ART Of Life,
LOVE Is A PART Of Life,
DEATH Is A END Of Life,
But,
FRIENDSHIP Is A HEART Of Life
Love U Friends Much.

Lonely/breakup Status Updates

1.Zindgi Mili
"Zara Si Thi" Kuch Is Me Kami
"Zara Si Thi" Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!
Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
"Zara Si Thi" Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
Raat Abhi Beeti
"Zara Si Thi" Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane Mein
Lekin.!
Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
Wo MohabBAt
"ZARA Si Thi"..
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Lady - " Hey Fruitwale Baba ,
Give Me Some " Potato Fever" !

Fruitwala - " O Meri Behan Ye
'Potato Fever ' Kya Hota Hai " ???

Lady - "O Maye Gaad ? You
Literacy People ! 'Potato Fever'
Means 'Aaloo Bukhara " !
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BIRTH Is A START Of Life,
BEAUTY Is A ART Of Life,
LOVE Is A PART Of Life,
DEATH Is A END Of Life,
But,
FRIENDSHIP Is A HEART Of Life
Love U Friends Much. 

Lonely/breakup Status Updates

1.Zindgi Mili
"Zara Si Thi" Kuch Is Me Kami
"Zara Si Thi" Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!
Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
"Zara Si Thi" Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
Raat Abhi Beeti
"Zara Si Thi" Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane Mein
Lekin.!
Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
Wo MohabBAt
"ZARA Si Thi"..
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Lady - " Hey Fruitwale Baba ,
Give Me Some " Potato Fever" !

Fruitwala - " O Meri Behan Ye
'Potato Fever ' Kya Hota Hai " ???

Lady - "O Maye Gaad ? You
Literacy People ! 'Potato Fever'
Means 'Aaloo Bukhara " !

love/breakups Status updates

1.

Log Aksar Dua Karte Hain,
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Ki Khuda Pyar Karne Walo Ko,
Kabhi Juda Na Karwaye...
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Par Hum To Humesha Yahi Kahenge,
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Ki Jo Na Ho Kismat Mein,
Khuda Us se Pyar Kabhi Na Karwaye...

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Tum sa haseen pehle dekha nahi..
Tum is se pehle the jane kahaan..
Main hu yahi, aur tum ho yahaan..
Phir kyun ho nazrein jhukaye wahaan..
Jeene laga hoon..
Pehle se jyada..
Pehle se jyada tum pe marne laga hoon..

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Log Aksar Dua Karte Hain,
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Ki Khuda Pyar Karne Walo Ko,
Kabhi Juda Na Karwaye...
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Par Hum To Humesha Yahi Kahenge,
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Ki Jo Na Ho Kismat Mein,
Khuda Us se Pyar Kabhi Na Karwaye...

love status Updates

1.True Lines..!!
Bahut ajeeb hain ye
bandishein muhabbat ki ....
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Koi kisi ko toot
kar chahta hai..
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TOH
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Koi kisi ko chah kar
toot jata hai..

Log Aksar Dua Karte Hain,
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Ki Khuda Pyar Karne Walo Ko,
Kabhi Juda Na Karwaye...
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Par Hum To Humesha Yahi Kahenge,
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Ki Jo Na Ho Kismat Mein,
Khuda Us se Pyar Kabhi Na Karwaye...

2.Apni Jaan Se bhi jiyada Mene Chaha tha Jis Shakhs Ko.
"Uske Shauk bade ajeeb the Doston..
"Duniya Ke khilono ko chhorkar Wo mere jazbat or dil se khela krtithi,,
"Aur Ham Haskar uske Liye KhilunaBan jaya Karte the.
"Magar Afsos Ke khilune Ki Tarha Ham bhi Ek Din Toot Gaye.
"Aur wo Hame Bus Itna Kehkar chale gaye Ke
Toote howe Khilunu e Me khela nahi Karti
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Inspirational Status updates

1.Worry less. Smile more. Listen carefully. Take responsibility. Accept what you can't change. Embrace the lessons. Love your life!!!!!!

2.I will not die an unlived life. I will not live in fear of falling or catching fire. I choose to inhabit my days, to allow my living to open me, to make me less afraid, more accessible, to loosen my heart until it becomes a wing, a torch, a promise. I choose to risk my significance; to live so that which came to me as seed goes to the next as blossom and that which came to me as blossom, goes on as fruit. fully alive.
- dawna markova


3.The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life and make you see sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people.

Inspirational facebook Status Update

1.You are not lost... it just feels that way sometimes. We know there are times when you get scared and cannot imagine how you will find your way. But somehow you will. You have more courage than you know. Your angels are whispering words of encouragement to help you keep going even when you cannot see beyond this moment.

Please do not give into the voices of fear. There are many possible outcomes to your situation. Affirm that the brightest and most graceful path is being illuminated. Hold for that and ask your angels to help guide you to a sweeter day. You are loved, sweet one. Give your concerns to your angels. They are with you now. ♥

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You need to see that life is not always perfect. We will not always get what we want. And though it hurts a lot, what should've happened, happened. Who should've left, left and whatever's thrown you off course will always bring you to where it is you need to be. ♥ (Unknown)

Believe that you are right on track ♥

Hindi facebook Status updates

1.Effect of Facebook...
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Teacher:" Batao Parle-G
par Jo Green-dot bana
hota hai Uska kya matlab
hota hai ??
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Student:" Sir iska matlab
hai ki Parle Sahab abhi
Online hain
2.I said to Electricity :
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'Apne Karamm Ki Ker Adayeinn, Ker de idhar bhi tu Nigahain..
Sun Rahi Hay Naaa tuu, Ro Raha hun Mainn..
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Electricity replied .
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'Bhula Dena Mujhe,
Hay Alwida Tujhe,
Tujhe Jeena Hay Mere Binaa..

Hindi Facebook Status updates

1.Absolute killer.....
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Santa omlet bana raha tha, usne jese hi anda
toda to anda khali nikla..
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Santa hairan hokar bola-
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sala ghor kalyug ab
 2.मेरे पोस्ट से ना करो मेरे केरेक्टर का फैसला, तुम पागल हो जाओगे मेरे बारे में इमेजिन करते-करते।
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A Lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China.

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15 children injured while fighting for it.

Inspirational facebook status updates

Thought this was lovely !

Your Mother carried you inside of her
womb for nine whole months, she felt
sick for months with nausea, then she
watched her feet swell and her skin
stretch and tear. She struggled to
climb stairs, she got breathless
quickly and even a simple task like
putting her shoes on was a huge
struggle for her. She suffered many
sleepless nights while you kicked and
squirmed inside of her and while you
demanded that she scoffed junk at
3am, she then went through
EXCRUCIATING PAIN to bring you into
this world. She became your nurse,
your chef, your maid, your chauffeur,
your biggest fan, your teacher, your
agony aunt and your best friend.
She's struggled for you, cried over
you, fought for you, put herself
second for you, hoped the best for
you and has driven herself insane
with worry for you but never has she
asked for anything in return because
she loves you and did it all on love
alone! Most of us take our Mums for
granted but there are people who
have lost or have never even seen
theirs. If you have a loving Mother
who did all of this for you, you are
very lucky, never devalue her worth
because one day, you'll wish you
hadn't!

Inspirational Facebook Status Updates #7

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2.6 Negatives lines ,with positive
meanings....!!

1.Money can't buy happiness, but its
more comfortable to cry in a BMW
than on a bicycle .

2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
that bastard's name:D .

3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.

4.Many people are alive only because
its illegal to shoot them(n) .

5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but
neither does juice** .

6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!! <C>
3.Studies suggest that unmade beds
are healthier for us than neat and
made beds - Bed bugs have a harder
time surviving in messy beds.

Page Admins Facebook Status updates

1.One of the cutest memory of school days
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"Ma'am, may i go to drink water, "YES"
oye meri bottle le ja yaar....... meri
bhi...meri
bhi"
Agree friends ... ?? = Hit LIKE
2.If you had the chance to meet only one
of our admins, Who would it be ???

Batao batao !
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One Personal question...
Comment Plz....
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Pass Hone ki mithai zyada
achhi lagti hai
ya???????????
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fail honay ki daaru??????????

Hindi facebook Status updates

1.
nynA taRe kjraRe h. .
nynO m hm hArE h. .
anJAnE hi tAre nynOo n. .
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vAdE kiye khi sAre h.
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spnO ka jhaa ; hoga khila khila
brsegaa saAwn
brsegAa saAwn
jhum jhum k
do ase milngee. . . 

2.Jab tum kisi ko khuda se
mango or
wo tum ko na mile to
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samjh jao ki tumhe khuda se
koi or
maang chuka h .
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Isse kya h na bezzati kam feel
hoti h...

Facebook Status Updates #6

1.Hey Bhaghwan kaisa yeh
Trend"
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Wah Wah
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Hey Bhaghwan kaisa yeh
Trend"
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Dil mera chura ke Boli:
"Dude, We R Just
Frndzz...!!
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Log Aksar Dua Karte Hain,
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Ki Khuda Pyar Karne Walo Ko,
Kabhi Juda Na Karwaye...
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Par Hum To Humesha Yahi Kahenge,
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Ki Jo Na Ho Kismat Mein,
Khuda Us se Pyar Kabhi Na Karwaye...

Hindi jokes

1.Facebook addiction
wo bhi kya din the jab raat ko 8 bje hi so jate the
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Ab to pta hi nhi chalta ki 12 kb baj gye

AGREE??
2.चुनाव से पहले आएगा लोकपाल बिल :
अन्ना

- बाबा जी! बोका बनाते हो सबको शरम नहीं आती तुम्हे!!
3.Americans invented a machine 2 catch thieves..
Test started
America: In 30 mins, 50 caught
London: In 30 mins, 70 caught
Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught
India: In 15 min,
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"Machine stolen!"
MERA BHARATH MAHAN....

-Ep.

Page Admins

1.My girlfriend broke up with me. She
says i'm childish. I took a deep
breath.
Calmed down. Went to her house, broke
her glass windows, rang the doorbell
and ran away.. 2.Best Moment Of Life is ..
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When Your Crush
Slaps You, . .
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Says
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"Pehle Nahi Bata Sakte The Ki You LOVE
Me ?? .
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Idiot
I Love You Too......!! ;p

Page Admins

1.Boy: can I take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted to
show my children How
their mom looked in Her
younger age..
hit Like, Tag & Share If
You Like This.!!**
2..*Three most innocent faces in d world*
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1-"A sleeping baby."
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2-"Udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3-"Hamare parents ke samne baitha
hua apna Dost."

Hindi Facebook Status Update

1.जो भी सोने से पहले
इस फोटो के
कमेंट मैं { Jai Mata Di }
दिल से टाइप करेगा उसे सुबह
मैं उठते ही एक गुड न्यूज़
मिलेंगी
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घर मे कोई कार्यक्रम हो तो लोग सड़को पर तंबू लगा देते है, बांस लगा कर सड़को मे छेद कर देते है, फिर सड़के टूट जाए या पानी भरे तो गलती सरकार की! प्रिय भारतीयो, मानता हूँ आप मे से कुछ लोग टैक्स देते हो, पर तुम्हारे बाप की ना है सड़के! धन्यवाद!

facebook status Update #6

1.So, finally after watching
Raanjanaa,
I hv reached to a conclusion
dat : -
Ladka kitna b famous,
respected, Die hard True Lover, Caring, Daring
kyu
na ho............. .. .
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Ladkiyan Marti hain to Sirf or
Sirf Smart Looks and Sundar Face
wale Ladkon
pe
2.Gareebi Kya Hai.. ??
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Jab 1 Khubsurat Ladki 2
Rupiye
Me Kiss Karne Ko Taiyaar Ho..
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Aur..
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Tumhare Paas Sirf 1 Rupiya
Ho...

Hindi Facebook Status Updates

1.Q - Ek Aurat ek ghante mei 40 roti
bana sakti ho
to 3 aurat mil k ek ghante mei kitni
roti bana
lengi?
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A - Ek bhi nahi. Tino mil k itni
chugali karengi
idher udher ki, Ek bhi Roti to ban
ne se rahi
2.Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango
or
wo tum ko na mile to
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samjh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi
or
maang chuka h
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Isse kya h na bezzati kam feel hoti
h...

Page Admins Facebook Status updates

1.GK question
kya kiss krte huwe naak bech me ati hai ?

Answer faxt
2.I m a great fan of Thomas Edison,
Because of his quote that…!!
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Tomorrow is my exam but I dont care

Because a single sheet of paper
cannot decide my future...

Facebook Status Update #5

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What did God say after creating Adam?
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I must be able to do better than that!...:p:v
2.Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste
the
hum,
aaj usi ne "Rula diya"
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khud ne
to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to .
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caller tune,,"Tuje Bhula Diya"

Facebook Status Update #5

The most emotional moment in
Boys
life............
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When a Girl says
"Mujhy Request bhejo?" .
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Itni khushi,
Itni khushi,
Bss mat pocho. Agree boys...

Miscellaneous facebook Status Update

Kaminey frnz..

1st frnd : Chup rho sab, dekho ghrse
call hai...
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2nd frnd : Are jra beer ki bottle sarka
idhar..
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3rd frnd : Yr tune jo cigerette di thi
wo khatam, apni wali dede..
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4th frnd (in female voice) : Jaanu jara
idhar aao na plz..
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Hit like for kaminey frnz....

Facebook Status update #4

Ladka-Ladki ek restuarent me date
par they....
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Ladke ke father ne unhe dekh liya...
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Father ne ladke ko phone kiya - kaha
pe hai bey tu ?
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Ladka- collage me hu papa,
aaj mera paper hai....
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Father- Zara dhyan se beta,
iss paper ka result aaya to jaan se
Maar dunga